and all their retro Margaret Keane glory! plus delicious photos of sweets--that's the fanciest version of "pudding" I've ever seen (it usually looks like flan), although it's the ugliest montblanc ever.
So, if people crazy enough to try translating this want to divide it up, please do so, and let me know if these scans are too small to read the kanji. Darned small Japanese type--it's hard to scan well!
Page One. Instructions and chart with years; chart with desserts and letters; random Keanesque chick with seashell. I doubt this needs translated, but for completeness, here it is.
Page Two. Shortcake, "roll cake" (Swiss roll), and "fruit jelly" (fruit gel?).
Page Three. Yes, it originally said *A*strology at the top. This insert is smaller than the magazine but still wider than my scanner. "Pudding" (flan/creme caramel), montblanc (I don't even know if those exist outside Japan), "tart" (fruit tart). Also includes the marriage sidebar from shirotama on page 4.
Page Four. "Choux creme" (cream puff/profiterole), chocolate cake (that looks more like a bombe to me), shirotama (mochi dumpling thing? I don't think I've ever eaten one of these), gelato.
Page Five. Years 2004-2006 are obviously irrelevant, but the key that explains the icons and concepts would be interesting. However, I don't know that the kanji are legible at all. If anyone is actually willing to translate this and years 2009-2015 for the letters that people have gotten, I'll rescan it.
Page Six. 2007-2011. (Obviously only 2009-2011 are relevant. I mean, inasmuch as ANY ASTROLOGY OR ~*~
CAKE-BASED ASTROLOGY~*~ is relevant, LOL.)
Page Seven. 2012-2015.
THE FUTURE.
(There are no cupcakes here but I had to use this existing tag anyway.)